Feb

24

Everything I Know About Life I Learned From My Cock

February 24, 2007 | 2 Comments

When you’re up, everyone needs to hear about it • Don’t let anyone tell you where you can and can’t pee • Fuck everything • Every once in a while, you may have to eat some shit • Don’t get near any other cocks, and don’t let them get near you • It doesn’t matter [...]

Feb

16

What Would Jack Bauer Do?

February 16, 2007 | 11 Comments

Ok, I know this sounds crazy, but, what if I have reason to believe that my 18-month-old daughter has information about a so-called “dirty bomb” that is going to explode in a major U.S. city within the hour? God, I can’t believe I’m even thinking this, but should I torture her? At this point, I [...]