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My latest show has gotten some very good reviews from bloggers, and some very bad ones from mainstream papers.
I always doubted celebrities when they said they don’t pay attention to reviews, but now I’m starting to get it. After reading a number of bad reviews, you’re faced with a choice: either admit you’re a terrible [...]

Check it out folks. Even if you don’t pay for Starz, you can see the pilot episode of Hollywood Residential right here for free:

This is the first review of my new show, Hollywood Residential. Or at least it’s the first I’ve seen. And it’s awfully positive. Thank you, Glowy Box, whoever you are. You really understand the show and the potential of the show, and you had the decency to look beyond the rough [...]

My latest project is a new comedy on the Starz Network. Hollywood Residential gives you a picture of Hollywood that you will never see on “Entourage.” It’s about a man barely managing to hang onto the fringes of show business.
The man, Tony King, is the host of a low-budget cable show that does home makeovers [...]

The president does not want Carl Rove to testify to Congress under oath. It’s widely assumed that this is to avoid risking perjury. But the real reason Carl Rove can’t take an oath is much simpler.
It’s because taking an oath involves touching a bible, and he cannot safely do so without incurring second- or third-degree [...]

This is not a joke, just something that fell into my lap I must share. As far as I know it is a real, actual memo written by Howard Hughes at what appears to be the height of his OCD. Click on the memo to see the pdf. Here is the text:
OPERATING MEMORANDUM
Subject: Proper operating [...]

When you’re up, everyone needs to hear about it • Don’t let anyone tell you where you can and can’t pee • Fuck everything • Every once in a while, you may have to eat some shit • Don’t get near any other cocks, and don’t let them get near you • It doesn’t matter [...]

The answers to many common rhetorical questions can be found here. Please browse this page and make sure your particular rhetorical question has not already been answered before asking it.
Q. What part of the word “no” didn’t you understand?
A. Actually the word “no” has only one part. And I understand it completely. My persistence has [...]

If you hadn’t noticed, Republicans have recently decided that the opposing party is now called “The Democrat Party” instead of “The Democratic Party.” Many Democrats try to complain about this, but it’s impossible to do without sounding whiny. Which is exactly what makes it a really good slam.
My suggestion: Democrats should start calling their opponents [...]

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