Mar

8

Sons of Tucson

March 8, 2010 | 1 Comment

My latest gig is on this new show. It’s the best thing I’ve worked on since Malcolm in the Middle. And it shares much of that show’s sensibility. Premiers Sunday, March 14th on Fox at 9:30 pm, right after Family Guy.

Nov

10

Bleek’s Nature

November 10, 2009 | Leave a Comment

A great video from my friend Adam Paul.

Bleek’s Nature – watch more funny videos

May

27

I’m in Vanity Fair

May 27, 2009 | 3 Comments

I wrote this for Vanity Fair online. With generous help from Nell Scovell, I got it published. Check it the hell out.

I believe it was Ken Burns who observed that documentarians are the most important people in the known universe. But as a humble member of the esteemed Documentarian Community, I’ve always had my doubts [...]

Mar

21

Our Amy Walker Parody

March 21, 2008 | 2 Comments

The original:

The response:
21 Accents with Rachael Harris on FunnyOrDie.com

Jan

8

What is Hollywood Residential?

January 8, 2008 | 1 Comment

My latest project is a new comedy on the Starz Network. Hollywood Residential gives you a picture of Hollywood that you will never see on “Entourage.” It’s about a man barely managing to hang onto the fringes of show business.
The man, Tony King, is the host of a low-budget cable show that does home makeovers [...]

Aug

29

Dear Kellogg’s: Are you fucking kidding me?

August 29, 2007 | 33 Comments

Mar

21

The Real Reason Rove Can’t Testify Under Oath: Bible Burns

March 21, 2007 | 18 Comments

The president does not want Carl Rove to testify to Congress under oath. It’s widely assumed that this is to avoid risking perjury. But the real reason Carl Rove can’t take an oath is much simpler.
It’s because taking an oath involves touching a bible, and he cannot safely do so without incurring second- or third-degree [...]

Mar

6

Actual Howard Hughes Memo

March 6, 2007 | 22 Comments

This is not a joke, just something that fell into my lap I must share. As far as I know it is a real, actual memo written by Howard Hughes at what appears to be the height of his OCD. Click on the memo to see the pdf. Here is the text:
OPERATING MEMORANDUM
Subject: Proper operating [...]

Feb

24

Everything I Know About Life I Learned From My Cock

February 24, 2007 | 2 Comments

When you’re up, everyone needs to hear about it • Don’t let anyone tell you where you can and can’t pee • Fuck everything • Every once in a while, you may have to eat some shit • Don’t get near any other cocks, and don’t let them get near you • It doesn’t matter [...]

Jan

29

FARQ (Frequently Asked Rhetorical Questions)

January 29, 2007 | 23 Comments

The answers to many common rhetorical questions can be found here. Please browse this page and make sure your particular rhetorical question has not already been answered before asking it.
Q. What part of the word “no” didn’t you understand?
A. Actually the word “no” has only one part. And I understand it completely. My persistence has [...]

Jan

25

A Response to the Label: “The Democrat Party.”

January 25, 2007 | 18 Comments

If you hadn’t noticed, Republicans have recently decided that the opposing party is now called “The Democrat Party” instead of “The Democratic Party.” Many Democrats try to complain about this, but it’s impossible to do without sounding whiny. Which is exactly what makes it a really good slam.
My suggestion: Democrats should start calling their opponents [...]