Comments on: Dear Kellogg’s: Are you fucking kidding me?

By: Mothereff

Mothereff — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 02:57:59 +0000

Motherf*ck Snoop, motherf*ck Dre, mother*f*c*k Death Row

By: Popz Tartz

Popz Tartz — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 02:11:06 +0000

Well the answer would be to never buy another Pop Tart that’ll teach em a lesson

By: scrental

scrental — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 04:24:09 +0000

The magic poptart jiz machine must have been running low. Some white boy needs to get a bag of icing, or a husla mag, and fill that back up!

By: Matte b

Matte b — Fri, 08 May 2009 09:24:27 +0000

Fuck pop tarts. I eat Toaster Streudels.

Kilgore Trout on October 8, 2007 6:06 pm

Why cant they just jack up the amount of filling in those things, like double. Anybody notice how chinsy theyre gettin with the Oreos too. Wafer thin amount of the white creme. I took a whole sleeve of cookies and scraped the white filling out to make one big cookie.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 17:16:06 +0000

Walmart brand pop tarts are so much better than name brand pop tarts. Every once in awhile they do get something right.

By: Fast Eddie

Fast Eddie — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 02:04:03 +0000

They have pulled the same thing that the candy companies have – Have you tried a Reese’s cup lately? Smaller, smaller while price goes up…

I can’t eat the damn things anyway anymore – Since I had radiation to my head for cancer, they burn my mouth. I mean what the hell is up with that?

By: Mark

Mark — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 04:38:54 +0000

*images

By: Mark

Mark — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 04:38:28 +0000

To anyone who needs a motivational poster macro to understand imaged posted on the internet. The Pop Tart has been sparsely frosted. That’s the joke.

By: bird man

bird man — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 03:46:47 +0000

Maybe you should treat yourself with something that isn’t garbage – or did you really think that could sustain you?

By: Booker G Washington

Booker G Washington — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 04:43:11 +0000

uuuuhhhh Rachel,

Say what?