Comments on: FARQ (Frequently Asked Rhetorical Questions)

By: Bubba Baggins

Bubba Baggins — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 14:57:48 +0000

Actually, “are we there yet” isn’t technically a rhetorical question, but it is a useless one, generally.

By: Bubba Bagginsscottvelardo

Bubba Bagginsscottvelardo — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 23:10:33 +0000

Q. Are we there yet?
A. No. We are here, which is the only place we can ever be.
Think about it if you must; you’ll get it.

By: Dave

Dave — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 23:56:24 +0000

I know, right?

By: Ed Magowan

Ed Magowan — Thu, 28 May 2009 02:57:36 +0000

Q. Do you think I’m an idiot?

A. No, you’d have to move up a couple levels to reach idiot, you fucking moron. Just go away, seeing you makes my teeth hurt. Jerk.

By: Maharet

Maharet — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:22:30 +0000

WHAT THE HELL BOBBY?

By: is emily gay

is emily gay — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 09:44:56 +0000

yes

By: Doogie

Doogie — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 04:37:55 +0000

Q. Do these pants make me look fat?

A. Actually, it’s your enormous ass that makes you look fat. But now that you mention it, shoehorning it into a clothing size you haven’t seen since the Carter administration probably isn’t helping things. Thunderthighs.

By: Amy

Amy — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 19:48:13 +0000

What the fuck??

By: Holly

Holly — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 16:23:08 +0000

Q. Does it look like I care?

A. No. It looks like it hurts, though. Get it checked out or put some salve on it.

By: Andy Bobrow

Andy Bobrow — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 21:13:04 +0000

Q. Does it look like I care?

A. Yeah. It does. Because if you didn’t care you wouldn’t be standing here baiting me with that stupid fucking question. Dipshit.