Comments on: FARQ (Frequently Asked Rhetorical Questions)

By: Ed Magowan

Ed Magowan — Thu, 28 May 2009 02:57:36 +0000

Q. Do you think I’m an idiot?

A. No, you’d have to move up a couple levels to reach idiot, you fucking moron. Just go away, seeing you makes my teeth hurt. Jerk.

By: Maharet

Maharet — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:22:30 +0000

WHAT THE HELL BOBBY?

By: is emily gay

is emily gay — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 09:44:56 +0000

yes

By: Doogie

Doogie — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 04:37:55 +0000

Q. Do these pants make me look fat?

A. Actually, it’s your enormous ass that makes you look fat. But now that you mention it, shoehorning it into a clothing size you haven’t seen since the Carter administration probably isn’t helping things. Thunderthighs.

By: Amy

Amy — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 19:48:13 +0000

What the fuck??

By: Holly

Holly — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 16:23:08 +0000

Q. Does it look like I care?

A. No. It looks like it hurts, though. Get it checked out or put some salve on it.

By: Andy Bobrow

Andy Bobrow — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 21:13:04 +0000

Q. Does it look like I care?

A. Yeah. It does. Because if you didn’t care you wouldn’t be standing here baiting me with that stupid fucking question. Dipshit.

By: Carina =]]

Carina =]] — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 16:13:05 +0000

anyone have an answer for

Q. Does it look like I care.

By: Ned Wreck

Ned Wreck — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 13:49:24 +0000

What part of the word “rhetorical” didn’t you understand?

This article is a waste of electrons!

By: China Tattler

China Tattler — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 07:54:55 +0000

Q: Is the Pope catholic?
Q: Does a bear crap in the woods?

These are asked as rhetorical questions when the obvious answer to something is “yes”.

However, it can be historically proven that some Popes have not been Catholic, and bears in Zoos crap in their cages.

Would I lie to you?