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Everything I Know About Life I Learned From My Cock
February 24, 2007 | 2 Comments
When you’re up, everyone needs to hear about it • Don’t let anyone tell you where you can and can’t pee • Fuck everything • Every once in a while, you may have to eat some shit • Don’t get near any other cocks, and don’t let them get near you • It doesn’t matter how big you are, just how loud you are • Know the pecking order • They want you, they all want you, you know they want you • Just because nobody’s listening, it’s no reason to shut up • The only thing you have to know about sex is “yes” • Subtlety gets you nowhere • Brains are overrated • Everywhere you look, there’s something edible •
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Hello. And Bye.
Of course I’ll use this, Lovely stuff, really.